December 2011
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“Unfortunately for girls like me, there are more like you; bending and breaking...”
– Christina Perri // Bang Bang Bang
November 2011
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Steve Jobs (2011)
“We didn’t know much about each other twenty years ago. We were guided by our intuition; you swept me off my feet. It was snowing when we got married at the Ahwahnee. Years passed, kids came, good times, hard times, but never bad times. Our love and respect has endured and grown. We’ve been through so much together and here we are right back where we started 20 years ago – older,...
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“To a writer, the truth is no big deal.”
– Noah and the Whale // L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
October 2011
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September 2011
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True Blood #4.12
Jason: I had sex with Jessica. I ain't joking. I wish I was, but I ain't.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Weird question to ask, man. But if you really want to know, uh, missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it's nothing too kinky.
Hotyt: No, how could you do that to me! Not how did you fuck my girl!
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“We’ll pretend that it meant something so much more but it was vile and it...”
– Death Cab for Cutie // Tiny Vessels
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Eating Animals (2009)
“The worst it got was near the end. A lot of people died right at the end, and I didn’t know if I could make it another day. A farmer, a Russian, God bless him, he saw my condition, and he went into his house and came out with a piece of meat for me.”
“He saved your life.”
“I didn’t eat it.”
“You didn’t eat it?”
“It was...
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True Blood #4.11
Lafayette: Oh shit.
Sookie: What?
Lafayette: Marnie just puked a bitch out.
August 2011
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“I was scared but I wanted to.”
– Robbie Williams // Advertising Space
July 2011
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True Blood #4.5
Marnie: What... what happened?
Lafayette: Hooker, you pissed off another vampire and then you took a goddamn nap.
June 2011
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“I’ll just let those tire tracks talk dirt behind my back as the pavement...”
– Johnny Marnell // Where I Need To Be
May 2011
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The Big Bang Theory #4.22
Raj: Come on, Sheldon, open the door!
Sheldon: I don't want to hug you.
Raj: I don't want to hug you either, I was just feeling blue.
Sheldon: Blue. As in depressed.
Raj: Well, not so much depressed as lonely.
Sheldon: I don't know what color lonely is.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous, and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a colour to lonely.
Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange; it's probably lonely.
Sheldon: Alright. Come in, you look positively orange with loneliness.
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They'll be the forever we never were
A heads up, guys, I’m not renewing my domain name when it expires 24th June, it’s been mask forwarding to my tumblr (edit: pssstt, forever-if.tumblr.com) for the last two years anyway. I’m letting my M-A.N go (sorry, just had to crack that one last time lmao).
I’m going to try to keep this post at the top, let me check if it’ll work. No it doesn’t, this...
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April 2011
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“Count your blessings to find what you look for.”
– ADELE // Rolling In the Deep
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From the opening sentence of page one to the last line of page 243, it was filled with histrionics and cryptic clues, digressions and verbal perambulations. It was as if the author was playing an elaborate hoax on the reader, flipping betwixt subjects with scarcely a care in the world. The book was made even more confusing by his tendency to withhold any information that might have helped to...
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“Come on, let’s make this dream that’s barely half awake come true.”
– Matt Nathanson // Heartbreak World
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Jacqui: eh belinda, do me a favour pleaseeeeee :D
Me: whatsit?
Jacqui: can u please log into facebook and sign up for this game??? it's called it girl
Me: DUDE!!!
Jacqui: I NEED ONE MORE FRIEND TO GET A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: HABIS MY REPUTATION IF I EVER HAD ANY
Jacqui: AIYA WHAT REPUTATION??? U NEVER SIGN IN!!!
Me: MY REPUTATION IS NOT PLAYING GAMES CALLED IT GIRL. OR FARM COW OR WHATVEER
Jacqui: COME ON!!!!!!!! LEMME GET MY BF THEN YOU CAN DELETE THE GAME
Me: OKAY FINEEEE
*5 minutes*
Me: OKAY CAN I DELETE NOW
Jacqui: NOOO! i haven't found my bf yet!!!!!!
March 2011
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Life, the Universe and Everything (1982)
“Sorry, it’s where?” he said.
“It is written,” repeated Prak, “in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the…”
“Sorry,” said Arthur again, “which mountains?”
“The Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of...
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“I want to scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs but I’m...”
– Fall Out Boy // The (Shipped) Gold Standard
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February 2011
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Shamus: [...] but I'm not going to ask you to choose because that will be like asking grass to grow faster.
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“But everything you want doesn’t all come back to you.”
– Jesse Glick // Hey Now
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1979)
“Now Earthlings…” whirred the Vogon (he didn’t know that Ford Prefect was in fact from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and wouldn’t have cared if he had), “I present you with a simple choice! Either die in the vacuum of space, or…” he paused for melodramatic effect, “tell me how good you thought my poem was!” He threw...
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“Sorry I’m late; I was sitting in my car for the last ten minutes with your...”
– Jesse Porter, “Burn Notice” #4.12
January 2011
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“With endless eyes and windy hair you turned my world around.”
– Shane Alexander // Amsterdam
October 2010
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“Half of my heart is a shotgun wedding to a bride with a paper ring, and half of...”
– John Mayer // Half Of My Heart
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“I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”
– Det. Terry Hoitz, “The Other Guys”
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Sweet sun, send me the moon
“In less than 20 words, tell us something ‘bout love that makes your heart flutter.”
Taylor Swift would know what to say.
Also, never ceases I to be amazed when I forget which folder I saved something in, all I have to do is ask myself where I would save it and I’ll always find it! All the time! It’s so awesome that I totally know me.
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“Sometimes I wish I could just wear the same thing every day. Cartoons do it....”
– David Archuleta
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (2008)
“It just doesn’t seem fair,” Eve said. “It was the other driver’s fault.” “If it was anybody’s fault,” Denny said, “it was mine for being where I could get collected.” This was something I’d heard him say before: getting angry at another driver for a driving incident is pointless. You need to watch the drivers around you,...
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“These are words that say how good it feels to be here with you today.”
– David Archuleta // Good Place
September 2010
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Glee #2.1
Will: Hey, Sue, can I talk to you for a second?
Sue: Sure, buddy. You look steamed.
Will: Those kids went out and really tried to show what Glee Club was all about, and how did this school repay them? By defacing the sign-up sheet! I mean, Butt-Face McBallnuts? Asspraham Lincolon? They're not even funny!
Sue: Now, don't be rude, William; I put a lot of thought into those.
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August 2010
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“If your heart is nowhere in it, I don’t want it for a minute.”
– Sara Bareilles // Love Song
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Love in the Time of Cholera (1988)
“He is ugly and sad,” she said to Fermina Daza, “but he is all love.”
GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ
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“You can choose what you take; why you gotta break and make it feel so hard?”
– Jack Johnson // You and Your Heart