Tweets
Me:
Who's the douchebag calling from a private number? I'm not picking up.
Veenah:
I'M THE DOUCHEBAG. SO PICK UP THE NEXT TIME, YOU IDIOT!
Jacqui:
eh belinda, do me a favour pleaseeeeee :D
Me:
whatsit?
Jacqui:
can u please log into facebook and sign up for this game??? it's called it girl
Me:
DUDE!!!
Jacqui:
I NEED ONE MORE FRIEND TO GET A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
HABIS MY REPUTATION IF I EVER HAD ANY
Jacqui:
AIYA WHAT REPUTATION??? U NEVER SIGN IN!!!
Me:
MY REPUTATION IS NOT PLAYING GAMES CALLED IT GIRL. OR FARM COW OR WHATVEER
Jacqui:
COME ON!!!!!!!! LEMME GET MY BF THEN YOU CAN DELETE THE GAME
Me:
OKAY FINEEEE
Me:
OKAY CAN I DELETE NOW
Jacqui:
NOOO! i haven't found my bf yet!!!!!!
Shamus:
[...] but I'm not going to ask you to choose because that will be like asking grass to grow faster.
Me:
Mine's having sex.
Chiew Mei:
WHERE? WHERE??
Unknown number:
Hi I am liking you. You me friends? Plis? I like u very much. U like flower belinda. U my favorite flower. We friends?
Me:
Veenah, I will cut you!
What my friends are for
Me:
Tureturelu!
Marina:
... You did that just to have an excuse to touch your BlackBerry didn't you...
MILES-APART.NET 2004-2011; FOREVER-IF 2011-2012
A work in progress; she'll be better when she's older.
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