True Blood #4.11

Lafayette: Oh shit.
Sookie: What?
Lafayette: Marnie just puked a bitch out.

True Blood #4.5

Marnie: What... what happened?
Lafayette: Hooker, you pissed off another vampire and then you took a goddamn nap.

The Big Bang Theory #4.22

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, open the door!
Sheldon: I don't want to hug you.
Raj: I don't want to hug you either, I was just feeling blue.
Sheldon: Blue. As in depressed.
Raj: Well, not so much depressed as lonely.
Sheldon: I don't know what color lonely is.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous, and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a colour to lonely.
Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange; it's probably lonely.
Sheldon: Alright. Come in, you look positively orange with loneliness.

Sorry I’m late; I was sitting in my car for the last ten minutes with your head in the cross-hairs of a rifle.

—Jesse Porter, “Burn Notice” #4.12

I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

—Det. Terry Hoitz, “The Other Guys”

Glee #2.1

Will: Hey, Sue, can I talk to you for a second?
Sue: Sure, buddy. You look steamed.
Will: Those kids went out and really tried to show what Glee Club was all about, and how did this school repay them? By defacing the sign-up sheet! I mean, Butt-Face McBallnuts? Asspraham Lincolon? They're not even funny!
Sue: Now, don't be rude, William; I put a lot of thought into those.

The Big Bang Theory #3.1

Howard: Sheldon, do you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything? And you were acting like an obnoxious giant dictator?
Rajesh: I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
Howard: That's why I added the 'tator'.

Glee #1.4

“It’s not easy to break out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn’t have bothered in the first place, but let me tell you something: there’s not much difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They are both just making a lot of noise. How you take it, is up to you. Convince yourself that they are cheering for you. You do that, and someday, they will.” — Sue Sylvester


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